In order of appearance
- You -- A college freshwoman. Attends an all women’s liberal arts college in the mid-Atlantic United States.
- Mom -- Your mom. Knows you are not completely straight.
- Dad -- Your dad. Doesn’t yet know that you are not completely straight.
- Alex -- Your older brother. Away at film school.
- Kallie -- High school basketball teammate and crush. A total bitch.
- Ania -- Your roommate. Bisexual. Way more experienced than you are.
- “Sophomore Pals” -- Sophomores chosen to help you learn the ropes. Yours are: Stacy and Alison.
- Missie -- A sophomore. She lives on your hall, majors in English, and indulges you by bringing you to your first college party.
- “Frosh Group” -- Your floormates, who are also freshwomen. Includes: Erin, Catherine, Kate, Kirksey, Ania, Emilie, and Jules.
- Ginny -- A freshwoman, who you meet at your first college party.
- The Hot Girl -- an unnamed woman, who has quite a nice behind and an air of mystery about her
- Andrew - college boy you meet at a party
